Select Your Sass

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products like mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!

* All subscriptions ship on the 16th-18th of each month. *


Smartass & Sass *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription

Get a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, delivered straight to your door.

Smartass & Sass *BOX*

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off.

Smartass & Sass *BIG BOX* (Full Box + Shirt)

Includes the same 5-7 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month.